The red key actually starts the bike

Kinja'd!!! "Noodles" (hilgyjeep)
10/24/2020 at 20:45 • Filed to: Keys

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I thought it might. It’s a little off in a lot of places, but it’s not a Mercedes. The key resembles the key to every golf cart in the 90's.

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There’s a locksmith right down the road. I’m gonna get them to cut my last blank and redo the red key. It works but you can hear it grabbing on something.

I didn't even try the blue key. That dude mangled the blue one. 


DISCUSSION (8)


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > Noodles
10/24/2020 at 21:26

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uhhh....WOW. even my amatuer key-cutting ass would do better then that.....


Kinja'd!!! Noodles > bob and john
10/24/2020 at 21:28

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Yeah, he fucked it up pretty good. I could have done better with a Dremel


Kinja'd!!! Alfalfa > Noodles
10/24/2020 at 21:35

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If you try  the blue key everything will go back to the way it was and you’ll live in blissful ignorance.


Kinja'd!!! Noodles > Alfalfa
10/24/2020 at 21:42

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Damn Morpheus. Now I kinda want to try that blue key


Kinja'd!!! BaconSandwich is tasty. > Alfalfa
10/24/2020 at 22:36

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Or it unlocks another 2020 upon us.


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > Noodles
10/24/2020 at 22:53

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do locksmiths get “participation trophies”?


Kinja'd!!! Alfalfa > Noodles
10/25/2020 at 01:53

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Don’t we all


Kinja'd!!! Noodles > wafflesnfalafel
10/25/2020 at 06:43

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The guy at Ace hardware got one yesterday